The management here at everythingnicole.com is saddened* to announce that while Nicole was on vacation, the fish swam their little hearts into heaven. We are sure that the fish have paid the ultimate price for Nicole's vacationing lifestyle and we are investigating animal cruelty action. They are survived by a very lonely cat, Bonnie and two little girls who have yet to notice that they are missing. In lieu of flowers, please donate to your local pet shelter in the name of (wait, because they were so unloved they had no names & were expected to die MONTHS ago). xoxo
*Really, though I am kinda sad that they died. I thought it would be fun to throw a birthday party for two fish that lived longer than ever thought possible while living in a martini pitcher.
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